FUUUCKKKK, this summer was so fun. i’m going to miss it :’(
he looked exactly like him except he was around my age! !@#$%^&*
It would be impossible to feed me.
And I am shy
I never know what to say
I look 14
I am short
I’m not pretty
i’m pretty sure everyone is weird, just some people are in denial & don’t want to accept it hahah :)
Congrats…now you’re the lowest of the low,
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
4) You suck at life.
-Sex doesn’t make you cool & it won’t make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don’t go around bragging about it, no one cares; you’ll just look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
-Don’t brag about the number of seniors you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you’re a freshman.
-You are a FRESHMAN. Not a “freshie” - shut up, you sound like a queer
-STOP WALKING / RUNNING THE HALLS BEING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN . ITS FUCKING ANNOYING.
-Don’t walk around telling upperclassmen (or sophomores) “you’re not all stupid freshman” because we don’t care, we’re still calling you one.
-Don’t think you’re smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We’ve all done it.. so don’t be proud.
-Don’t post things like “FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ” on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won’t work.
-Don’t think that you have privacy now. Once you’re here.. your business is everyone’s business.
-Don’t brag about how smart you are and how ½ of your schedule is honors classes. That’s just more work you have to go home and do.
-Don’t tell everyone you love your boyfriend after two days; you’re an idiot.
-Don’t try to say you’re older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
-Your name is “the class of 13.” HAHA.. enough said.
-Don’t try to pull that shit, “Well you were freshmen once…” STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren’t anymore so shut the fuck up!
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/ girlfriend, you’ll never enjoy high school again, bitch.
-Don’t be a slut. This should be the number one rule.**
(Even thought most of the school are sluts they don’t put it on blast)
-Don’t go around thinking you’re the shit. It’s fucking annoying and all that will do is beat your ass, and everyone will laugh while it happens
-DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven’t dropped yet. That’s why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don’t go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you’re lying.
—DONT THINK YOU’RE COOL BY TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS DUMBASSES!
Believe me—-You CAN’T win. Have FUN being a freshman…for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever!
The Classes of ‘10 ‘11 ‘12